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Enjoy your bacon. #vegetarian #vegan #nomeat #bacon

Enjoy your bacon. #vegetarian #vegan #nomeat #bacon

Portland Pride 2013 #bacon #foodporn #portland #portlandpride #pdx

Portland Pride 2013 #bacon #foodporn #portland #portlandpride #pdx

Bacon Bacon #portraits #bacon #kevinbacon #foodporn

Bacon Bacon #portraits #bacon #kevinbacon #foodporn

Ironic T-Shirt Spotting… #ispy #ifound #ironictee #tshirt #bacon #vegetarian  (Taken with Instagram)

Ironic T-Shirt Spotting… #ispy #ifound #ironictee #tshirt #bacon #vegetarian (Taken with Instagram)

#repost via @alexkudo #bacon #california  (Taken with instagram)

#repost via @alexkudo #bacon #california (Taken with instagram)

Take that Zombies! #bacon #plantsvszombies #iphone #gaming (Taken with instagram)

Take that Zombies! #bacon #plantsvszombies #iphone #gaming (Taken with instagram)

Blocked Callers = Decline. #iphone #screenshot #bacon (Taken with instagram)

Blocked Callers = Decline. #iphone #screenshot #bacon (Taken with instagram)

Bacon is like a motivational speaker in your mouth.
Troy Johnson, Crave
Unf. So much unf. (v.5)

PB, B & B: Toast two slabs of crusty white bread, and slather them with peanut butter. Build layers of bacon (or smart bacon altenative) and banana until the sandwich is a hunka burnin’ peanut-butter love.

Unf. So much unf. (v.5)

PB, B & B: Toast two slabs of crusty white bread, and slather them with peanut butter. Build layers of bacon (or smart bacon altenative) and banana until the sandwich is a hunka burnin’ peanut-butter love.

Unf. So much unf.

Lyonnaise Sandwich: Top a piece of crusty bread with a pile of frisée (or other bitter greens). Cover it with a slab of crisp-cooked pancetta or bacon (or smart bacon alternative), and lay a poached or fried egg on top. Drizzle it, if you like, with a tiny bit of olive oil mixed with wine vinegar and Dijon mustard. You’ll never eat another Egg McMuffin.

Unf. So much unf.

Lyonnaise Sandwich: Top a piece of crusty bread with a pile of frisée (or other bitter greens). Cover it with a slab of crisp-cooked pancetta or bacon (or smart bacon alternative), and lay a poached or fried egg on top. Drizzle it, if you like, with a tiny bit of olive oil mixed with wine vinegar and Dijon mustard. You’ll never eat another Egg McMuffin.