More Honeymoon Than Mortgage...

Exactly so! We get drunk on Jellybeans and jelly and mashed potatoes (in pie) to celebrate Abraham Lincoln just like on Gossip Girl as we cheer on large, wimpy, padded men try to hurt each other…but only after our parades.

Saturday night planned: Portlandia and The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret #wit #humour #ipad2 #portlandia #theincreasinglypoordecisionsoftoddmargaret  (Taken with instagram)

Saturday night planned: Portlandia and The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret #wit #humour #ipad2 #portlandia #theincreasinglypoordecisionsoftoddmargaret (Taken with instagram)